There's nothing in here that I can relate to bacon. Except maybe rubbing bacongrease all over that chick. That'll work.

You have to feed them bacon OBVIOUSLY.

Oh man last time I did Onyxia I was eating so much bacon. Bacon grease was running down my chin as I was fighting and when phase 3 hit I had bacongrease all over my chest. I moved my hands away from the keyboard and mouse and started rubbing myself. I rubbed the bacongrease into my skin. It felt so good. After this I turned back to the game. With my bacongreasy hands i continued killing Onyxia. The mouse and keyboard got all greasy and started smelling like bacon. Oh god. It still smells. I love it. When the fight finished I went back to rubbing myself with my greasy bacon hands.